bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it


elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website


ap0calypses:

seedy:

"mariah carey impersonator"

queued


quirkyqueenlez:

FUCKKK 😍😍😍


twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*


kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news



singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face


robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly



cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD